Murphy was a great philosopher who gave many laws regarding our daily lives. Most of them are very humorous, but still contain a few unsaid facts of life.
I’ve compiled some of them whom I thought are the funniest. Its absolutely not my creation, but copied shamelessly from an external source.
LOVE LAWS
* All the good ones are taken.
* If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
* It’s always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
* Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
* A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
* The man shalt not win the argument he started.
* The man shalt not win the argument he didn’t start.
* If a man won an argument, it was just in his head.
* Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
BUS LAWS:
* If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.
* If you’re running late the bus will be too
* If you have no change then the bus driver won’t have any either
* Whenever you get a seat with a pretty girl, she will start a cell phone conversation about her Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.
COMMERCE LAWS:
* The first 10% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 90% takes the other 10% of the time.
* The boss is always right.
* The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.
* People don’t make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.
* When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
